‘GEORGE WASHINGTON IS RACIST’ – Angry Liberals Remove Commemorative Plaque In The Church Attended By First President
Americans have such a short history compared to most of the countries in the world — so why are Americans so set on destroying the little that we have to remember it by?
We’ve already been told that the Cat in the Hat is authored by a horrible racist so I suppose we should have all seen this coming.
President Trump warned that if we started taking down the statues of Confederate leaders, the insanity wouldn’t stop until it reached George Washington himself.
Unfortunately, Trump was right (again) like we all knew he would be:
“George Washington was a slave owner. Was George Washington a slave owner? So, will George Washington lose his status? What about Thomas Jefferson? You’re changing history, you’re changing culture.”
It just happened a lot quicker than anyone thought it would.
So here it goes: leaders at the church once attended by George Washington have removed a plaque from the pew he once sat in. Christ Church in Alexandria, Virginia stated that they found the historical commemoration offended a number of the church-goers and that it therefore had to go.
The Out-Group Once Again Destroys The In-Group
God forbid these weaklings suck it up for the betterment of the community. Naturally, the majority must once again be enslaved by some yipping minority group biting at their ankles–and let’s be clear, the minority group isn’t divided along the line of race. White liberals are just as likely to make these stupid demands. Black liberals are just as likely to lose out on the historical beauty that these Marxists are stamping out in their tantrums.
Next They’ll Rewrite The Bible:
God forbid anyone tell these fools that the Bible harbors passages that would make their pinko cheeks blush–perhaps they’d angrily rush to toss the Bible out. Or, more likely, they’d rewrite it so that Jesus was the gay adoptee of two lesbian Jewish teens that just wanted to see all 56 genders liberated from the Romans. Their insanity holds no bounds so don’t count this possibility out just yet!
The church was motivated to remove Washington’s plaque when they were alerted by offended parties that Robert E. Lee’s plaque was an eyesore and hurt their liberal sensitivities.
“The plaques in our sanctuary make some in our presence feel unsafe or unwelcome,” church leaders said. “Some visitors and guests who worship with us choose not to return because they receive an unintended message from the prominent presence of the plaques.”
Washington began attending the church soon after it opened in 1773, and bought a pew there. He attended for more than 20 years, though he appeared more regularly at Pohick Church, southwest of his estate at Mount Vernon.
Some patrons even said they felt “unsafe and unwelcome” because of the plaque! We get that liberals are weak but did they really envision themselves losing a fight to an inanimate object?
Washington became known as America’s Cincinnatus — a title invoking the memory of the legendary Roman military leader Lucius Quincitius Cincinnatus. The original Cincinnatus was granted the power of a dictator in order to quell an uprising in the early days of the Roman Republic. Not once, but twice, Cincinnatus gave up his powers immediately after finishing his military duty and returned to his farm to live his life in peace and solitude.
Washington, in kind, was offered the power of King and likewise refused. Today, the descendants of his officers are allowed membership to the Society of the Cincinnati.
People that hate our history and seek to destroy it should be made to feel unwelcome here. They should not be coddled and if they cannot find a way to understand and make peace with the nuance of America’s checkered past, they would do us all a favor by running off to Canada.
Lord knows that White Guilt is really popular up there.